itsonbitch:

1. Money can’t buy happiness but 
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle… 
2. Forgive your enemy, but 
remember the motherfucker’s name. 
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you 
when he is in trouble again. 
4. Many people are alive only because 
it’s illegal to shoot them. 
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then, 
neither does milk.

(via itsonbitch)